Happy Birthday Gab!
We love you even though it’s hard to say
You’d sell your mother to shag a gay
With you it’s all about sex and making out
Your favourite topic is mouth-to-mouth.
You are outrageous to say the least
The gym is to you meat market and sunday feast
You kiss and tell ‘cause you don’t care
You’d do any hot guy you meet at a fair
Your goal is to be the biggest bitch in town
You are promiscuous, loud and make conservatives frown.
But despite your flaws we find you cool
Of the box you are the sharpest tool
Deep down you’re not so much of a whore
We can say this because we know you more
We believe you can be sweet and kind,
We wish you happiness, hope you don’t mind!
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